"They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats"
It's easy to have forgotten that, because the zone is flooded so no one can keep up. But he said that on live national TV, and then he still won an election. The US has problems deeper than Trump.
You said you weren’t going to fact check!
So when you detect a MAGA in your midst, you can ask them Are they eating the dogs? Are they eating the cats? And see of they pop like a discovered Nazi spy.
Yeah Donald, don't you just hate it when people get into politics so they can steal money.
Pedo said what
"If you need, the federal government will come to your rescue."
God, he's so transparent. "Aww, gee, I guess we could invade the state and take control of the National Guard and declare martial law and station troops at polling locations, if you really need us to."
No its a message to the local racist groups and militias. If they can incite and create civil unrest or riots in those communities, the Fed's will show up to... do a range of things, none good and some very bad
Yep. Big "Stand back and stand by" energy.
I suppose he can send his ICE army to back the hate militias, but that will paint a pretty picture to the rest of us just how rogue ICE is.
Kinda like the LGMs in Portland during the George Floyd protests.
Whenever there's a massacre by state paramilitaries, a fuckton of sympathists, activists and sympathizers join the cause against them. Doubly so in the age of ubiquitous video.
(I think the ubiquitous video is the actual motive driving age verification laws.)
“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.”
These people have shifted so far right, Regean sounds like an antifa.
Running the Iran playbook. "We will be greeted as liberators!!"
They eating the dawgs! Ask Ohio!
Oh, those horrible Somalians. Out here trying to checks notes earn a living and afford food like the rest of us. How fucking dare they.
The obituary thing. I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason the majority of us still check headlines daily.
Reminds me of an old joke (I found it here, but I'm sure it's not the original)
There's an old Soviet joke: A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
Point is, when he dies, you won't need to go online to see it.
It should be a world holiday.
The obituary will be so full of lies it will cause a short term increase in brain hemorrhages both nationally and internationally.
I went to school in the twin cities. My RA in my dorm was a Somali guy whose whole family except his mom had been blown up right in front of him. Like he used a hearing aid cause he was so close. Grew up in Minneapolis. Lovely guy. Wicked smart. Was working at the mall of America and as an RA to afford college. Working towards becoming a medical researcher, which I assume he now is. Showed me a ton of good east African restaurants all over the city, was an amazing runner and cross country team mate. Probably literally saved my life one night. There's people causing murder and mayhem but it's not the Somali immigrants. FTD.
Ooh what's the best place out near Cedar-Riverside and the U? I'm out that way occasionally and I want a break from Hard Times.
You tried it for Metro Surge you dumb fuck. We stand by our Somali neighbors. Don't you get it?
Mmmm more like there have been a lot more incidents since Pretti and Good. Now that y'all are more desensitized to it, the time has come to ratchet things up again.
Been happening. Is happening. Will keep happening.
Greg Bovino's successors have been making conscious efforts to make their Gestapo operations more discreet while increasing the number and frequency of arrests.
I wouldn't waste the time to read it. Probably just some sycophantic knob-gobbling anyway. I will however, celebrate that glorious day.
You need to be a special kind of person for most of the world to be awaiting your end.
Leave them be, Somalis are much more chill neighbors than rabid white supremacists like him
I never knew that the people of Somalia were such good swimmers.
How many Somalis are really in the US?
Many thousands. Might be into tens of millions. Tremendous numbers. And this is only in one town.
Probably...
Literally calling for vigilante killers.
Maybe Minnesota should join Canada.
I knew who you meant before I clicked on it.
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