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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My house has an engine that burns fuel, so it can’t be that, either. That’s mostly for heat and to drain my wallet.

It must be the configuration of the seats. In my house, they mostly face each other, whereas in my car, they’re all facing the same direction. I think this is why the house doesn’t move – it doesn’t have that clear hint of what direction it should go.

[-] RainbowsInc@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, busses and trains have seats that face each other so it’s clearly not that.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well then, smart guy, what’s your theory? At least some of us are trying to figure this out.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

I bet it's the windshield wipers. Cars, busses and trains have them, but houses do not. In fact, I can't think of a single thing that doesn't move that has them.

[-] BitUnWise@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Planet Express ship has windshield wipers and doesn't move

[-] deadbeef79000 6 points 2 weeks ago

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[-] Foxfire@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

This thinking is how we'll get the four humors of the mobile home. It's gonna be great this time around!

[-] Grerkol@leminal.space 41 points 3 weeks ago

Not necessarily. The windows could be a requirement for the car moving, but not sufficient on their own. Maybe the car moves because it has both windows and an engine, but it wouldn't move if either the engine was removed or all the windows were.

[-] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's because two of the walls are basically entirely doors? No that wouldn't be true for all cars, must be windows + trunk? Wait no, it is the windows, that's why houses have basements/foundations can't risk the house moving on its own

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have you ever been to Alabama?

[-] Grerkol@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, a modern observational philosopher. Akin to an ancient Greek watching a wind chime sway in the breeze and think - sheeit air must be solid bruh ain't nuthin empty mak it move

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I hate to have to point this out every time this meme gets posted, but the conclusion is absolutely correct.

[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

house move all the time. but it's definitely not window related.

Earthquakes, tornadoes, mobile homes....

And in certain places they move the house when it become haunted.

https://matadornetwork.com/read/chile-island-chiloe-move-house/

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

houses move indeed

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[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Windows is never the answer

[-] morto@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's the question. The answer is no

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Except for the question "Which operating system should I avoid?" (amongst other possible answers)

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Car has windows that go up down by button. House has windows that go up down by human.

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 7 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the car, though.

[-] minfapper@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

And the window.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe houses just don’t have a reason to move.

[-] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

People: Greek philosophy is the basis of all civilization

Greek philosophers:

[-] cally@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Houses can't move but you can move houses

[-] psycholocomotor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

What if the windows are just a part of what makes the car go. I've seen houses without windows, but a car without windows is inconceivable.

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Have they never heard of a mobile home?

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Houseboats have windows and can move.. Curious.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno guys. Maybe it's just not enough windows. Your not supposed to throw stones from cars, you're allowed to throw stones from houses, EXCEPT if it is a glass house. Maybe that's because glass houses have enough windows that they are moving like cars?

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Window to square footage ratio, I think you might be onto something

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for fooooood

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the fuck is this guy talking about

[-] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like something from Rogan's ass-mouth

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