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Someone is going to say this is amazing.
(midwest.social)
Ugh imagine the smell 🤢
Honestly looks pretty sick, don't know about the taste though
This is... amazing!!
Depends.... what the hell is it?
Bologna seasoned with barbecue seasoning and slow smoked.
Fulfilling OPs promise: smoked bologna and smoked cream cheese are underrated and incredibly hard to screw up. They’re both delicious.
smoked cream cheese
seems like it's too moist to roll up.. bong?
i mean smoked sausage doesn't seem that weird to me, our "national sausage" is basically just this but with different (more subtle) spices (and they're inside the sausage like normal) and probably smoked for a lot shorter.
Ngl, i wanna try.
Post a picture when you do.
People pay premium for poop coffee. I think mayo is much more disgusting than this tbf, and people love it. Let people enjoy their weird taste and never eat at someone else's house
I understand this lunch meat is known by many names across the globe (polony, Devon etc) but I feel like people from Bologna would be pretty livid hearing that their city's name is being used to describe it. The people from Devon less so ..
even better since some people spell it "baloney" and that's another term for "absolute nonsense"
Baloney is probably fine, bit different from naming it after one of the gourmet food capitals of italy. baloney seems pretty similar to what we call it here in Western Australia (polony).
As someone who used to shop at a Swear to God Piggly Wiggly in South Carolina, and watch the rednecks line up at the deli counter for fried bologna I DO NOT DOUBT OP.
Fried balogna sandwiches are awesome. Much better than you'd think.
I don't know about blooming, but I had a smoked balogna sandwich at a local BBQ restaurant a little while back and it was actually delicious! I have always hated balogna, but tried it when it was refommended by the owner. According to the chef the trick was using a high quality balogna.
I dunno, this doesn't look like a crime, it looks genius.
I’ve seen YouTube recommend a video about smoked bologna, not bloomin’ style though.
Maybe it’s worth a shot next time I’m doing a cook so I’m not betting my dinner on it but can still try.
Do that with a slab of boneless ham and I might be interested
I'd hit it.
If You ever see this, that means your one county away from where the Texas chainsaw massacre took place.
Which one?
Posted to the right community alright
Apparently... Not? Lol, oh well, more for everyone else.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2026
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