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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 hours ago
[-] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago

My takeaway from this is that there's apparently a notable enough size difference between donkey and horse dicks, their "emissions", and that Ezekiel was somehow aware of that.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

It's something that real men of culture would be aware of...

[-] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 7 points 18 hours ago

If anyone wants the context of that chapter it is saying [paraphrase] ..."Jerusalem is like a prostitute who...etc etc"

verse 4 talks about the two sisters being metaphor for people groups/ lands of Samaria/Jerusalem. Verses 11-14 make it clear that verse 25 (in da meme above) is talkin about Jerusalem specifically being a hoe looking for donkey dick and big loads.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

Oh my dude you gotta read about Lot and his daughters

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 18 hours ago

I must have descended from the people described.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

If it was a woman writing a woman it would be a billionaire half man half horse who was into BDSM and gifted her a Hermes bag after every session.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

The billionaire used to be a hockey player and still has obliques, but his belly has just started to fill out.

[-] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

Ezekiel no hornyposting on main ✋✋✋

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Also she couldn't quite handle a full horse dick, but still wanted to drown in cum.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

The church: “let’s give a copy of Songs of Solomon to children. That’s a perfectly normal and responsible thing to do.”

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Damn gurl, you got dem deer titties.

[-] Oggyb@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

The phrase "twin gazelles" is a core memory for me.

[-] bad1080@piefed.social 34 points 1 day ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Incels are not exactly a modern invention.

[-] Danarchy 24 points 1 day ago

Just when u think u got that donk handled, boom, blasted with a horse amount of emissions

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The fact that he could make a comparison meant Ezekiel knew how much a horse cums.

And I don't know whether to be impressed or terrified.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 21 hours ago

Ezekiel also knows a lot about the comparative size of horse and donkey cock.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

People were a leetle more connected to livestock than today.

[-] Hanrahan@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

hmmmm is that a ironic beastality joke?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Didn't start that way but it is now!

[-] Danarchy 3 points 22 hours ago

Ezekiel connected them dry bones… and a few wet ones

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

From American Television: "Ezekiel saw a wheel. This is the wheel they say he saw". I think it was from Project Bluebook.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

For those who haven’t read it, what’s the tl;dr?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

Even the image passage is fucked. She was raped by the Babylonians and wouldn't look at them. Instead she dreamed of when she was younger and with men like above.

[-] twack@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Sky daddy threatens to make a woman rip off her own boobs.

I mean... There's a lot more than that as well, but google it if you want to see how messed up it is.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 23 hours ago

Because of course the incel edgelord made the “omnipotent” character in his book say that. It was his own personal slasher-fic to get back at her.

I just now realized, so many people take the books at face value, but there wasn’t a single editor, so each author of their own book, was able to write things from their own perspective and make Mr sky daddy, say or do whatever they wanted because no one was checking it.

And people take this as “gospel” and fact of what should be used as guidance!

[-] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

"I will direct my jealous anger against you, and they will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword. They will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire."

[-] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

23:20 is the best time to dream about donkey dicks, I suppose.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Basically, she was a real MAGA Man.

If it wasn’t for their hatred crashing grindr every time they go to a red hat convention, it wouldn’t be funny.

(Also donkeys have like. No stamina.)

this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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