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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 121 points 6 months ago

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.

Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words "Praise be to Allah"?

[-] coalie@piefed.zip 117 points 6 months ago
[-] homes@piefed.world 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Unforgivable

Unforgivably hot

Seriously, whether or not Obama was our best president is debatable (certainly the best recent president). But he was undoubtedly our sexiest president.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 6 months ago

I have an Obama body pillow that I hump and sleep beside every night.

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[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

The suit and mustard on his hotdog were his true crimes. /s

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mustard is the designated "normal" condiment for hot dogs, no?????? Mustard+relish, maybe some diced onion. What was he supposed to have used, ketchup??? 🤢

Or did he use some "fancy" stone ground dijon mustard so people were offended it wasn't just yellow mustard?

EDIT: I looked it up and it was spicy Dijon mustard on a hamburger, not a hot dog. That's extra silly because hamburgers go with basically any condiment, from sriracha to aioli.

[-] BouteilleBrune@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

people were offended because they thought it's elitist to eat dijon

  1. I'm poor and stupid but I eat dijon and I love it

  2. the same people went on to vote for the most elitist president I've known by far

they simply wanted to hate the black man

if the only reason to hate him republicans could think of is that he ate mustard, that man is irreproachable

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Dijon isn't even much more expensive than other mustards lol

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[-] riskable@programming.dev 15 points 6 months ago

It's the secret code that tells the other billionaires to hurry into their bunkers.

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[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 80 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sounds like a drunken hegseth post. Pretty sure Trump is dead and we're getting AI trump for Easter announcements lol

[-] devolution@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

Don't make me hopeful.

[-] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 33 points 6 months ago

It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.

Its the "praise be to Allah" part that gets me, I can't see him saying that even being sarcastic

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

It was Hegseth's turn to shove his arm up Trump's shitty asshole and make him dance.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 12 points 6 months ago

It’s a Bible verse.

John 20: 14-16

At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.

He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?Who is it you are looking for?”

Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”

Jesus said to her, “Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “WTF!” (which means “what the fuck”).

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 59 points 6 months ago

He really somehow manages to keep out-doing himself…it’s staggering.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

That doesn't sound like his typical cadence. I don't think Trump wrote that.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 months ago

This seems more like the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth.

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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 48 points 6 months ago

Trump did not write this. Either he's dead and someone else (probably Miller) wrote this or he completely lost his mind.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Think you’re right. As stupid as this is it’s far too coherent to be a trump rant. This has angry middle class big truck small dick energy.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Yeah no way this is actually Trump. It feels very different from his normal vernacular and cadence.

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[-] 7112@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.

praise be to Allah... we know who's bribing him this week

[-] runiq@feddit.org 13 points 6 months ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 months ago

To be clear, the straight was open. Why was it that they closed it down?

[-] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 6 months ago

because drawing on an inside strait is poor poker strategy???

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 37 points 6 months ago

Yeah. It's the "f-bomb" in the message that's disturbing.

Not the frustrated tantrum anger from a US president. Not the threatened war crimes. Not the framing of the actions to be god's will.

It's "Oh my,! What a potty mouth!".

[-] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Peak America.

In a sane world, everybody who wrote or approved that title should never be allowed to work in news media again. It is a fucking disgrace.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 32 points 6 months ago

I would definitely trust this person with the nuclear launch codes.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

The football was hidden from Trump in his first term, IIRC.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Regardless of partisan views it is well past time for Congress to do their fucking jobs and impeach this maniac.

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[-] stumu415@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 months ago

Don't people ever wonder like me how people would react if Obama would post something like this in his term? I mean, talk about unhinged. Other world leaders look at this shit and be even more resolved to move on without the US. There will be a long, long time to even rebuild 20% of the trust.

How can MAGA look at this and think 'this is fine'?

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

The core will praise him for being tough and say it like what it is!

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[-] btsax@reddthat.com 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It would be fun to link some articles from Jan 2017 where the entire news media was like "oh he's going to change everything about himself and become much more presidential now"

[-] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 17 points 6 months ago

He is such an embarrassment…

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I saw the screenshot and it was so unhinged, so absolutely batshit crazy, that I just naturally assumed it was a meme someone generated.

25th Amendment NOW.

[-] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago

Donald Trump raped and murdered children.

He’s now going to cause world war 3 because a deranged Jew and Russians own and control him.

America: murder your fucking leader. No body wants this except for Trump, hehseth and his puppets that control him.

Fuck America, you are all weak and pathetic. Second amendment am I right? Cowards. All of you.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Good thing you didn't generalize an entire population or anything and show your lack of understanding at how easy it is to just assassinate the POTUS. That would look like quite dumb, hateful, and short slighted opinion had you done so.

[-] PumpUpTheJam@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Hey you know how the saying goes, right?

If you want something done, do it yourself.

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[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

I understand an apostrophe is used to replace the terminating letter 'g' in a verb ending in "-ing" to indicate informal, colloquial speech or dialect - and that its use represents the omission of the "g" sound.

Nice.

I just didn't think Pedophile Felon Drink Bleach Trump made much use of the apostrophe in general, but perhaps I'm mistaken.

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[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago
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[-] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 11 points 6 months ago

This is so stupid that i'm lead to believe they are doing it on purpose to put all the blame of the iran war on trump so that the rest of the government can save his face.

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

What a demented piece of shit

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

The bar is already much lower. "Cursing on a Sunday" wouldn't hit my radar with a normal president either, tbh.

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[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 6 months ago

I hate every single person that allowed this to happen. If you voted for Trump or didn't vote against him I hope you get a very painful cancer.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 6 months ago

Praise be to Allah

Constantine converting on his deathbed moment.

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