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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 57 points 3 days ago

Joan Rivers, the butt of all plastic surgery jokes during her time, never looked like she was a melting wax dummy. Either plastic surgery has gotten worse or these people want to look like they just stared into the Ark of the Covenant.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

I think the biggest difference is that Joan wasn't as dumb as a post.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago

I bet she'd be mocking these freaks right along with us.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think these people are just cheap as fuck and go with whatever surgeon will slice and dice them on a budget.

Or maybe all the good plastic surgeons are liberal and they can't lose clout with The Cult by going to a liberal surgeon.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

any doctor has to prove they’re anti vaxx before they’ll pay, and thus they get left with shit tier surgeons perhaps

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago

actually, they used the Son'a face-lift machine from star trek insurrection.

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago

Deep cut.

Like what's happened too many times to their faces

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

They think this looks beautiful. Proof that their wealth has put them totally out of touch with modern society. THESE freaks think they should be making decisions for us, because we are obviously too stupid to do it for ourselves.

[-] LilB0kChoy@reddthat.com 58 points 3 days ago

They just wanted to make themselves as ugly on the outside as they are within.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

Worse, they think it's beautiful.

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago

They think they’re beautiful on the inside too I’m sure

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

its called mar-a-lago face. women , bimbofie themselves to make it likeable to get into trumps grifting circles.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago
[-] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 29 points 3 days ago

Guys..... What's wrong with aging like a human being?

[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

They're much too important to get old and die.

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

They think they're above everyone else and that this makes them look superior 😂

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

Assumes these harridans are human beings.

[-] lemmylump@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Fucking ghouls!

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 31 points 3 days ago

worst drag show ever

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Conservatives (regressives) are outlandishly concerned about trans people while this is what their women look like?

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The best, is yet, to commeeee!!! [Dog shooting noise]

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Horrifying, yes, but also fascinating from an anthropological perspective.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Can the interesting times we live in be done now so we could appreciate that purely in retrospect instead of a daily deluge of dipshits? Pretty please?

[-] RockBottom@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

They could sue the crap out of their doctors.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

They wanted this. It's on purpose.

[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

It sets them apart. Now, they’re a piece to talk about, centers of attention. 🤢

[-] slowmolaggins@thelemmy.club 22 points 3 days ago

They all look like they're wearing someone else's face, but the head size is different so it's stretched awkwardly and filled in with disgusting amounts of makeup. Plastic surgery homonculi and filler-goblins.

[-] valek879@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You caught me!

Edit: Honestly, I was thinking of this song but couldn't find it till now. It's crazy how Trumpian the Largo family is in this movie...

Like I can't help notice the wife of Rotti Largo is a trophy wife and maybe literally replaceable, I haven't watched the movie in a long time. Rotti has two sons and a daughter and they're all spoiled pieces of shit and the sons are varying levels of incompetent with poor Pavi here being pretty easy to connect to Eric Trump.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

susan dell looks pretty freaky, like a stepford wife, robot.

[-] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Jigsaw on the bottom left.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

ATTACK on TITAN looking face. THE SMILING TITAN.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[-] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Looks like hotlinking doesn't work on that site.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Every single one of them are desperate to hold onto their youthful features and take questions about their age as deeply personal. They are desperate to hide their true age like fae hiding their true names.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

I saw an article about chatbot employees starting to smoke to prove they have faith in it solving cancer...

And I think "mar lago face" is the same thing. They get these fucked up cosmetic surgeries to show they're part of the tribe. It doesn't matter that it looks like shit, it makes them permanently tied to that group of women.

Like a cult cutting off their left earlobe because the leader lost it in an accident. None of them think it's better, but after the first couple do it to build loyalty, it stops being about the leader and becomes a symbol you're part of the same group. So even a "non believer" would feel.pressure to do it from the group.

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[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Those live on this planet? Ugh.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They exist, live is debatable.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You want to know how I got these scars?

[-] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

The White house is haunted?

[-] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[-] inari@piefed.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Happy Halloween

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] UpperBroccoli@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Overdoing it with the Disney animatronics

[-] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

I mean, I do kinda feel bad for Mrs. Dell. She’s wouldn’t have ever of been my cup of tea, but she was cute at a time. Now? Well, now she looks like a store mannequin, with heavy ass thick sharpie eye-liner. She’s gotta know that she looks…. Erm… like a freak, right? Like she could be a character in Outlast Trials.

On another note, I thought Kim was looking very bullfrog-ish. Watching a clip of Kimmel and he said the same damn thing! About spit out my drink! Glad we are on the same page.

Lauren, she’s a piece of shit! Straight up. I think she’s the most dangerous out of all of them. I know she’s giving bozos a hell of a show, though. Can’t blame the nerd for that. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Mackenzie is by far, and forever will be, the better woman!

Loomer… what a fucking train wreck that nasty bitch is. She’s fucking HIT! If I were stuck on a remote island with just her and humanity at the brink, I’m ripping my dick off! I’ll make an attempt to catch a fish for my last meal and promptly end my existence. ✌🏼

[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I should report this! Where’s the warning!?! Unreal… 😂

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this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2026
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