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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

[-] prex@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago

This hoopy frood knows where their towel is 🤜🏼

[-] HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Face towel, hand towel, and bath towel accounted for.

[-] teslekova@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 days ago

Great, now the octopuses colonised the land and strangled the climate with their stupid arms! Well done!

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Yeah but that fish was trying to walk to get away from all the greater bullshit in the sea. Land mode is like easy mode compared to sea mode.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hank Green’s video about how fish transitioned onto land is one of the most fascinating things I’ve encountered in years.

I would not have expected this but more oxygen is available in the air than in water. I don’t know why I thought otherwise. Just seems like water is denser and a lot of our o2 comes from marine plants anyway…

But yeah it’s kind of inevitable. There’s more energy here.

[-] childOfMagenta@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You may want to remove the tracking part of your link - ?is=... - it shows your YouTube account.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] ok_effect@feddit.dk 5 points 1 day ago

Throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The water is pretty bad though.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The baby ain't great either.

[-] ok_effect@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

There is good in humanity.

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago

Life is not the problem here, we are

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Speak for yourself. I'm OK.

That's the problem with this notion, isn't it? That idea that humans are no good and that we shouldn't exist. In the extreme you get movements like antinatalism that have given up all hope for humanity and take on a downright anti-human stance. I happen to think that's an unhealthy way of seeing things.

[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 4 points 1 day ago

I love humanity for what it can be, but at the moment it's absolutely a problem for the world as a whole. You can love something and still understand that it's currently a problem, and needs to improve in order to be healthy.

[-] HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

The issue is semantic, but also important: our present actions are deeply problematic to the planet; however, are not imbued with the inherent trait of being problems to this planet.

To say “we are the problem” implies that the solution is for us to go away. To say “we are being problematic” would imply that the solution is to change our actions.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Aren't we that fish guy?

[-] homoludens@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They way we structured our society is.

[-] Feraldud@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Tree killing off the tiny flower for competition because of it immediate pain in proximity in a vast fertile land, forgetting that the vast land is diminished by the pretty lawn.

Ending with no land even for the big strong tree.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

it only works if he travels back to future, if he killed it he wouldve created a separate timeline.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, the strip clearly works on Back to the Future logic.

Bob Tiktaalik, nice to meet you.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

if it was just that easy everyone would do it

[-] Stolas@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago

I feel so bad. Why didn't they at least scoop the fish up and put them back in the water?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

It would have just climbed right back out.

[-] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is stupid. It's not walking or breathing air that has fucked us.

It's empowering greedy shitstains to control anything close to modern tech that has fucked us.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Greedy shitstains, as you called them, having been doing this kind of thing for all of recorded history. I'd bet any amount of money that they were doing it before we knew how to write it down too. Modern technology has very little to do with it.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yep. "Knights were the assholes of the middle ages" is what I tell the kids. Those shiny riders killed, tortured, raped and stole, and that's how they and their bosses became "nobles".

They became and are assholes, it's simple as that.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe should modify "modern tech" to everything downstream of scalable agriculture

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

As they say, “baby steps.”

[-] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 8 points 2 days ago

but why? Why cannot we as a species make a giant leap- gets flashbanged by 2010's internet ... uh... uh... what?!

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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