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[-] zikzak025@lemmy.world 180 points 1 week ago

Always take the upfront cash! Currency devalues over time so that 7 billion could be worthless by tomorrow. But $19 invested correctly today could be worth a trillion dollars by tomorrow.

[-] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 week ago

Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

For one easy payment of $19 today and one really hard payment of $7B tomorrow.

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[-] Sabin10@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I see you've also read the Facebook comments on similar posts. Another popular one is "$19 right now is a sure thing but I could die in my sleep, I'll take the $19".

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[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago

$19 right now, obviously. If I get hit by a bus and die between now and tomorrow, then I'll have ended up with nothing

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago

think of the tax implications too!

[-] EastofEdson@piefed.ca 12 points 1 week ago

No no. There are wealth companies out there that you can pay millions to and they will make sure you don't have to pay any taxes.

I'd still take the $19 though. Sure money now is better than potential money in the future.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Typical askreddit post, lol.

Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?

Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

"What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed"

right up there with "Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?"

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago

Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?

[-] ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

I heard that paired with loud chewing noises is sure to attract a fine femoid

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

$19 right now. It says "7 billions dollars", and there's no real currency called billions dollars.

[-] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago

Spoiler - I'm from future, very next week to be exact, and I have some news for Ya.

Tomorrow, exactly 18 hours from I'm commenting now, Epstein files will leak. Whole murica will collapse within next 2 hours. Dollars as currency will collapse instantly too!

7 billions dollar will be worthy less than 19 today, if You manage to exchange the currency to any other - get value of $19.

Actually, unsure, depends if 7 billions gonna be in coins, paper or digital money. That amount of paper could be worth little more than $19 (that paper is not burnable, so still meh), coins, as metal, should be worthy way more.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That would be so cool

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

19, duh, it's a bigger number than 7.

[-] nullify3112@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’d wait until 23:58 to make my decision and then go for $19 because who knows what can happen in 2 seconds

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[-] Matty_r@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

You think he has time to count that many numbers? He's got $19 to spend!

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Nice try J. G. Wentworth

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

I'll take the 7 billions dollars tomorrow. Even if it's some Ugadogobindan dollar where 7 billions of it is worth less than $19, the max I lose is $19, so I'm gonna take that risk.

[-] GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, Same here honestly

I’ll also pay taxes, hire lawyers and a accountant

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Both. First timeline I take the billion, invented time travel and enter the second timeline to go get the $19 too.

[-] Shindo66@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow

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[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

$19. I've seen enough evil genie movies. It will never be tomorrow, it's always today. Tomorrow is the promise of today.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm about to go to sleep. I'll sleep better knowing I have $19, but probably wouldn't sleep at all knowing $7 billion is showing up tomorrow. I don't think I'm cut out for the billionaire life, but I'm prepared to try.

[-] techpb@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?

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[-] CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 week ago

I'm getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.

[-] HowDawg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

$19 right now. Then I have it right now. Tomorrow never comes so I wouldn't get that 7B.

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[-] 1800doctorb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I’m worried about the taxes due on that $7 billion. With tax brackets and that math, I’d probably come out ahead with the $19. This is why I’ve declined every raise I’ve been offered, don’t want to slip into that next tax rate.

[-] aMockTie@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

Income or debt?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Can I have 3.5 billion dollars when I go to bed tonight?

[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

At this day and age tomorrow my 19$ could be worth 8 billion

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Always take the lump sum!

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

20.bucks is 20 bucks

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a promise a drug addict would make

[-] smeenz 4 points 1 week ago

... or $1 for grammar lessons.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. A hundred million? Yeah. But, any more than that I think fucks too hard with the head. It's an impossible amount to understand, and the power that comes with it corrupts.

You might say, "then, just give most of it away", and yeah, that makes sense, but I don't know how fast it happens. I don't know if I'd be able to. I think once I realized it was really mine, it might be hard to "just give it away". I don't know what that corruption feels like.

And, I'm not sure I want to.

No. I'll take the $19 and I'll leave being a billionaire to the people who handle it so well.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Just push the money toward a good cause. You don’t have to be a billionaire for long.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Go to casino and put it all on black.

No, red.

No, no, black! Yeah, black...

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I would have to put it away in some locked account that only pays interest each year and doesn't let me have any access for like 20 years. Otherwise it would be gone in 4 months.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Boom now I have 14 billion dollars

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I dunno, I could really go for a pizza right now...

delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Tick. tick, tick people. Let's go, now! There may not be another tomorrow. /s

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