The new BBQ place in my town

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The new BBQ place in my town

That is $300
Depends on which currency I suppose but probably not $300 in the one you were thinking
The way those rolls were laying i thought it was just an entire loaf of challah bread.
want
This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup "for the troops". And the barbecue is not good. It's not inedible or anything, it's just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.
"We do things a little different around here."
And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.
"We do things a little different around here."
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
They charge differently maybe
Differently? Alright, what's on tap?
"we serve coke products here, sir"
I feel bad for people that don't have access to good Barbecue.
As someone who lives in 1 of those areas and visited Texas once 3 years ago I agree... I never had bbq ever like that before. Thats all we did for 3 days straight, bbq, brewery, bbq, brewery, concert festival at night. Best trip I had in a long time.
I have direct access and make it myself, you might find some better but way cheaper from ho,e
What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
Couldn't be, there's protein on the plate
It's the new barbecue place in town
The new barbecue place in town is a meme?
Yes
It's been ages since I've set foot in a bbq restaurant because of this.
*equips cane, glasses, and supplemental O2 tank*
Back in my day, an entree in these places wouldn't break the bank, and would send you home with leftovers every time.
YUM
Nice sly reference to the company owning several well-known restaurant chains.
Yum! Brands, Inc. (sometimes called just Yum!) is an American multinational fast food corporation. Based in Louisville, Kentucky, the company operates KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Habit Burger & Grill, and several technology companies. Yum! is one of the world's largest fast food restaurant companies in terms of system units. In 2016, Yum! had 43,617 restaurants, including 2,859 that were company-owned and 40,758 that were franchised, in 135 nations and territories worldwide.
2016? Guess Wikipedia hasn't updated this one in a while.
They might not be updating their marketing materials.
Rudy's menu near me. 2.50 more for "moist".

A half pound of coked ribs? That's like 2 ribs.
I was about to grumble, but then I saw $3.49 for Cole slaw and can only believe this is a joke.
Sorry, I brought my own
Always splurge for moist.
If you're splurging and it's not moist, you need to hydrate more
They are two different parts of the brisket. The "moist" is from the point which is fattier than the "lean" flat.
MOIST!
Please tell me this is a backyard starship reference. I need to know there are other people out there that like this series too.
Yea, lemme get some dry brisket, because it's good that way...
Ah yes the three item meal plus one other thing.
24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?
Finally, a career that I can excel at
Yes, but it's not applied to your equipment, but rather your wallet.
There's a bandannas bbq in town and I can get at least twice that amount of food for only $49.99
I mean the math does work out. Picture is $25, twice the amount of food for $50 is literally the same
Have you been to private equity burger? It's worth the mortgage.
Pickles? In this economy?
There haven't been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.