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When I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.
When I use CAPITALS, no one says I'm CAPITALISTIC
I said, WILL YOU, USE COMMAS, to break up, your thoughts.
fantaholic
Fantatic
Fantaic
Technically correct. Yeah I'm loads of fun. (edit: autocorrect of course messed it up)
I don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!
I mean, duh.
You'd be a fantaholic.
That's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️
I always thought it meant you're really into sweets
Actually it means that you have sweet pee. At least etymologically
Of course they din't call you fantastic, because you're not drinking Fantast.
Since you drink Fanta, you're fantaic.
Obviously need Four to be Fantastic
This is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can't be an alcoholic.
One can't be too careful you know.
You have to drink way more Fanta.
Heil fanta!
That is the appropriate salute for a drink with Nazi origins
Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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